Akon the Alien Lover: The Most Unbelievable UFO Romance Ever Told
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Akon the Alien Lover: The Most Unbelievable UFO Romance Ever Told

Neal Girandola (00:00)
A trained meteorologist tracks objects in the sky that don't behave like

Then she sees one

An alien emerges. He says his name is

says he's from

takes her aboard his

fall in

has his

isn't an alien abduction

It's a romance.

is Akon from

Elizabeth Clar

you

Let's get into it.

Welcome to another episode of Mostly True

Alien Stories.

Welcome back to Mostly True Alien Stories. I'm Neil Girandola and this is the podcast where we take a true report of an alien encounter from history and share what we know, then decide whether it's a Mostly True Alien Story or not. Today's report has a twist unlike anything we've covered before.

a sighting. It's not missing time and it's not...

It's a full-blown extraterrestrial relationship involving advanced physics, interstellar travel, and yes, romance, love, and sex.

today we're diving into Acon from Venus, the Elizabeth Clarke

before we get into it, make sure you hit that subscribe button on whatever channel you're listening on and follow us on Instagram and TikTok at Mostly True Alien Stories.

Every subscribe helps the show grow and we can reach more aliens. And of course, helping me break down today's

is the don Juan of alien lovers. It's Andrew Triana. Hi, Andrew.

get me every time you do that. get me. right, tingles right to me, to my loins. That's what they say. Dude, this is going to be a great story. I, I'm excited to get into it only because it involves a whole relationship and everything else. And, and,

Android (01:57)
That's what the aliens say too.

So I've been told.

⁓ yeah.

Neal Girandola (02:11)
always wanted to ask you this. Do you, uh, would you, uh, would you sleep with an alien? I mean, if you had the chance.

Android (02:17)
Yeah, she was hot. Yeah, for sure.

Neal Girandola (02:20)
hot. who?

Android (02:21)
Salma Hayek hot.

Neal Girandola (02:22)
Oh, you're looking for a Selma Hayek alien.

I mean, yeah,

for sure.

Android (02:28)
You know, if

they look like Salma Hayek or that type, you know.

Neal Girandola (02:32)
Yeah, I mean, that's probably every guy's fantasy would be if it's a hot alien, right?

Android (02:38)
I

mean, look at, okay, look at Kirk, right? Like every alien chick that Kirk, they were hot. So they'd have to be like that, okay? They'd have to be like that. That's what I'm gonna compare it to.

Neal Girandola (02:42)
They were hot. Right.

I like that and I blame Star Trek for ruining it like there you know that they have to be like that.

Android (02:52)
yeah,

the green chick.

Neal Girandola (02:53)
in a heartbeat. ⁓ I remember seeing that for the first time and thinking, I need a minute.

Android (02:54)
She was dancing and ⁓ man, yeah.

Should we pause the show for a second?

I just need to take a breath because my heart is racing right now. Okay.

Neal Girandola (03:03)
Well, let me ask you this though. ⁓

Would you, let's just say, all right, you're married and an alien shows

and she's hot alien and she's just like, I definitely want to have sex with you. Would you just, would you do that?

Android (03:21)
So I'm married. Yeah, dude, it's just, wait, so you know what? That question was actually in City Slickers. Yeah, in City Slickers they ask, Bruno Kirby asks Billy Crystal that if a alien

Neal Girandola (03:22)
Is that is that cheating? I mean, that to me, I

It was.

Android (03:36)
right, in middle of nowhere, and she was like, I want you to make love to me, and then would fly off in her craft, and you would make love to her, and then she would bring you back, and you would never see her again, would you tell anyone,

Neal Girandola (03:36)
Yeah. Yeah.

Android (03:48)
and would you do it?

And he said, no, I wouldn't do it because I'm married

and I would know that I did it.

So interesting.

Or you could take that another way and be like, yeah, I know I banged an alien. Then on your deathbed, you tell your

Neal Girandola (03:57)
Yeah, I I think. Well, I mean, here's.

Android (04:04)
I banged an alien.

Neal Girandola (04:05)
No, no, no.

Yeah. That's your last last. You know what, I think I'm completely opposite. think I would call my wife and go, Hey, yeah, is that OK? Is that all right? I'm about to I'm going to do I mean, when will I ever get this chance again, honey? She I think my wife would be OK with it.

Android (04:09)
Beep!

and say, chance to bag an alien.

What if your wife answered you,

did that last week. So yeah, go ahead.

Neal Girandola (04:36)
Is he green?

Android (04:37)
No, she's like, it's Jerry from up the block.

Neal Girandola (04:40)
I don't know, but we're going to find out more about all of this in our story. Did you see though that the the new renewed interest in the Virginia incident has popped up in the moment of contact? The documentary that was done by James Fox, he was produced in 2019. He started in 2019 came out in 2022. You can see it for free on on on YouTube. But just for

Android (04:53)
Yeah, I-

Neal Girandola (05:09)
our listeners. I'm talking about the Virginia incident, which was just a quick context here. It refers to a series of events that unfolded in January of 1996 in Virginia, Brazil. It's often described as Brazil's

It began when these three young

Android (05:24)
Yeah.

Neal Girandola (05:26)
reported seeing a small humanoid creature with oily,

you know, brown skin, large red eyes. It smelled like sulfur. And then there were multiple witnesses, multiple witnesses.

Android (05:30)
Right. You're right. Right. Yeah.

Neal Girandola (05:37)
that's all craft crash and then then there were claims

then the army came into town in Virginia Brazil and there

medical doctors and closed down a hospital and it was all of this secrecy going on and just a big commotion. Something definitely happened. And

happened 30 years ago 1996. So the moment of contact documentary by James Fox came out in 2022 and it was basically him

going behind the lines of Virginia to get, you know, to dive in to find out 26 years later what really happened.

Android (06:12)
the three girls saw a homeless guy taking a shit in the alley.

Neal Girandola (06:15)
Well, I mean, basically, well, listen, I don't want, I don't want to downplay that incident. It definitely, there was definitely something went on in that town because it was, was multiple witnesses. It was, was, was huge, but

couple of things popped up for me. It, they had this press conference in Washington just a couple of weeks ago on the Virginia incident and James Fox was heading it up. And then what basically brought in all of these still living witnesses from the incident and

They have new evidence and they want to present it and all of these things. And that made me want to go watch the documentary because I had never seen that documentary again. It came out in 2022. I think he was shooting it during

have to say a couple of

the documentary I thought sucked. I thought it was awful. It was just basically a retelling

of the incident from 1996. mean, literally he had scenes where he's out on the street with signs written in Spanish saying, anybody see anything or know anything about the Virginia incident and maybe have people walking in the street coming up and go, yeah, I saw it. The kids 20 years old. Wait, wait, wait. How'd you see is 30 years

Android (07:18)
Right. Actually would have been

Neal Girandola (07:26)
I mean, I'm being nitpicky, but yeah, exactly. But you know, then all people are coming out of the woodwork and saying they saw, and then he talked to the mayor and the mayor's like, believes it happened. And you know, ⁓ but

Android (07:27)
was a sperm and I saw it.

Neal Girandola (07:38)
me was just, it, it, it is a roadblock to disclosure. I think, I think it's just really, it was coming across to me, ⁓ the, and I'm talking about the press conference.

moment of contact documentary to me was no good. No good. It didn't do this story justice.

Android (07:56)
Give it a thumbs down.

A thumbs way down. Would you give it a thumbs way down?

Neal Girandola (07:59)
Yeah,

but almost two thumbs almost two thumbs down. Yeah, I did you see it? You saw it right? What did you think of it?

Android (08:02)
Also it would be like this.

Yeah, yeah,

I fell asleep.

Neal Girandola (08:08)
Yeah, it wasn't... It wasn't compelling.

Android (08:08)
I mean, wasn't

Neal Girandola (08:10)
it wasn't a well done documentary in my opinion. And James Fox, I think is a talented

and a,

Android (08:16)
Yeah, it was fine.

I mean, it was shot well. Just had no cut and had no meat.

Neal Girandola (08:20)
it opened with a lot of other UFO stories that happened sort of in the area. Like I was getting confusing for me cause I didn't know what we were talking about. I didn't know what your true prod trying to prove your point that things happen in this area. What, what, what are we doing? ⁓

Android (08:35)
Right. They were like

a farmer and this donkey were making love in the barn when a ship appeared.

Neal Girandola (08:40)
Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's exactly it. But anyway, then I thought about it. I looked into, okay, what is happening? Why is this press conference happening now? 30 years later, documentary came out three years ago. Now this renewed interest in it and the Virginia incident. And then I'm looking into, okay, did Virginia, who, who financed this documentary? Maybe this is a tourism ploy. Maybe it's all these things.

Android (09:05)
I mean, the song.

Neal Girandola (09:06)
Not high. I mean, not even involved in this.

Android (09:08)
What? That's not true.

Neal Girandola (09:10)
He's probably involved somehow.

all connects. It's six degrees of Jaime Masson. It all comes back to him somehow.

Virginia did not invest in this movie. There were private investors and even James Fox put his own money into this. He did make a little money on this, but not a lot. ⁓ The renewed interest probably gets him more work for other things, you know, puts him back in the limelight for sure.

Android (09:20)
No.

No,

Neal Girandola (09:34)
but what I looked at was the comp. If you look at the conversation, the alien conversation from 2022

today, it's completely

So I think the renewed interest that kind of adds to it, you know, that climate kind of finally caught up with his film of the

Android (09:51)
Yeah, yeah,

Neal Girandola (09:52)
you know, if you go back then there was no Grush testimony. There was no arrow arrow didn't really exist.

Your congressional UAP hearings weren't normalized. There was all kinds of this

know, crash retrieval was just a sort of fringe conversation. ⁓ And now it's more. And then you add couple that on with all the witnesses are aging.

Android (10:07)
Yeah.

Neal Girandola (10:13)
Basically are beginning to die. And I think that that's what's happening here. I think. What do you think?

Android (10:20)
One last hurrah to try to get this thing out there.

I'm sorry.

Neal Girandola (10:23)
And in my opinion,

I think we said this on our episode. Do you guys should check out that episode of our genia instant? Cause we, do dive into it. have a lot of But we had a lot of fun with that episode. I really enjoyed this story, but I think we came to the conclusion that,

well, I think you came to the conclusion that it was definitely something that happened. think we, but we felt it was more government.

like tests of things not an alien cover-up ⁓ could have been

Android (10:49)
Yeah, government cover-up. Yeah. Yeah. No.

Neal Girandola (10:55)
aliens that they're referring to that were in the hospital and that's another whole nother story probably were exposed to some high level of radiation on this experiment that they were doing

Android (11:05)
Or sulfur gas that

gagged them and filled their lungs and killed them. Yeah, they were humans. They were humans. weren't aliens. Yeah.

Neal Girandola (11:09)
Yeah, they were humans though. Testing something. Yeah.

And that the government was trying to hide, cover that up.

Android (11:15)
Yeah, it's the US government

hiring, you know, hiding something as always.

Neal Girandola (11:19)
But now they have those videos coming out of the hairs that someone actually got a video of the alien in the alley and now it appears but how for some reason it's only six seconds long of you know AI length.

Android (11:29)
But, um, yeah.

Neal Girandola (11:33)
Yeah you hear about AI you know the AI there's yeah is this new thing it's. ⁓

Android (11:32)
No.

What's AI? the film,

the film that Steven Spielberg did years ago with Haley Joel Osmond and the little bear and him as a robot. And his face is like when he's eating spinach. No,

Neal Girandola (11:41)
No, no, AI. AI.

Did you get a chance to actually look at the press conference? Did you watch little clips of it or anything throughout it?

Android (11:52)
I didn't.

I did watch another press conference that I found interesting on UAPs. No, no, no. And a completely different thing we should talk about in another episode. So it doesn't really matter right now.

Neal Girandola (11:57)
On this.

What the? Yeah, what? Yeah,

yeah, my mother came to visit the other day. What does that have to do with anything?

are we talking? No, no, she's back.

Android (12:06)
⁓ I don't think your mom came to visit.

If she did,

would be freaked out.

Neal Girandola (12:13)
Well anyway, I didn't get a sense that there was any new evidence that came to light at the press conference.

Android (12:17)
No, there's nothing new. There's

nothing. There's absolutely nothing new with any of this. It's

he's just trying to push the scenario again. It's 30 years anniversary. It's a big year.

end.

Neal Girandola (12:27)
I just

retelling the story over and over again doesn't mean new evidence. That's the

Android (12:32)
No,

Neal Girandola (12:33)
right?

Android (12:33)
And

there was, there was a push back in 2016 as well for this over the 20 years. It's like every anniversary year they're going to do it. They're going to try to do

Neal Girandola (12:39)
Hmm.

Android (12:40)
So yeah. And you know

Neal Girandola (12:40)
I mean, I get it, because it was a big incident, and, you know, Virginia is-

Android (12:44)
people just want answers. If somebody would just come forward and go, you know what? was a guy in a spacesuit. were testing it and he had radiation. ⁓ he had to take a shit in an alley. ⁓ the shit had radiation on it. was craziest thing ever.

Neal Girandola (12:58)
Wow. Yeah. You

think that's what they should come out? Yeah. It should come out. Had that about the

Android (13:00)
Three people died. They came out and just told the truth.

Neal Girandola (13:05)
Yeah. That should, they should always do that. Any alien abduction or any question about something that happened that people are like, Oh, they're hiding something or they should come out and go,

Android (13:04)
Yeah.

Neal Girandola (13:14)
the radiation in this shit.

Android (13:14)
Is that any different

than I had just moved to New York City? I was literally there for three days. get on the

And you're not supposed to change cars, right? When you ride the subway, it's like against the law to do that. Unless you're at a station, then you can change a car. But when the train is moving, you're not supposed to change cars. Well, the train door between the cars.

Neal Girandola (13:32)
I didn't

think that that's, was, that's a true rule when it's moving. Cause I would change cars all the time.

Android (13:35)
Yeah. Yeah,

you're not supposed to do that. A cop could give you a ticket for that. Yeah. But I'll never forget. I'm sitting there. I'm going down to the village and the door opens between the two cars

there's literally a homeless guy hanging on to the, to the handles, taking a shit between the two cars.

Neal Girandola (13:51)
Mm-hmm.

That was the Virginia alien. He was in New York, the subway.

Android (13:56)
He was on tour.

Neal Girandola (13:58)
Yeah, he's making his rounds.

from here, I go to Virginia.

Android (14:00)
90. was 90.

I shit there, you see.

Neal Girandola (14:04)
You

Android (14:05)
Yeah, that was pretty alien to me to see

You know, having moved from North Carolina to New York City, was pretty.

Neal Girandola (14:08)
Yeah, I'm sure. yeah. Welcome to New York City.

Well, anyway, I didn't think the documentary was any good. The press conference didn't reveal any new evidence. And that's what makes today's story so interesting, Andrew, because Elizabeth Clarke wasn't selling a

Android (14:16)
No.

Agreed.

that's so good.

Neal Girandola (14:26)
or chasing headlines or holding a press conference. She just told her story and stuck to it for the rest of her life. Let's get into the Elizabeth Clarke, a con encounter. Don't forget to hit that.

Android (14:37)
Hey, let me-

Neal Girandola (14:38)
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right. Elizabeth Clara was a South African meteorologist, aviation enthusiast, and an amateur astronomer.

She spent years observing and tracking unidentified objects in the skies above South

In 1954, she claimed

of those objects didn't just pass overhead, it

And a being emerged from the craft that landed and it looked human. It was tall, blonde, calm,

he identified himself as Akon.

And according to Clara, a con told her he came from Venus and it's not the Venus we know today, but a much earlier ⁓ phase of its existence or possibly a parallel planetary state

Over multiple encounters. She said a compiloted a disc shaped craft called the silver star. That's what he called

you like to come upon my silver star?

Android (15:38)
Hey, come on up here. I've got some... Here, drink this. Drink this,

Neal Girandola (15:43)
it's really nice in here. I like this. I like it. What? Drink that? Okay, I'm thirsty.

Android (15:49)
You look sleepy. You should lay down.

Neal Girandola (15:50)
I am feeling little woozy, but I feel so good.

Android (15:56)
Everyone loves my Silver Star.

Neal Girandola (15:54)
love your silver star.

This place is so cool.

Android (15:59)
Disregard the sign that says free puppies. That's for later.

Neal Girandola (16:05)
here put this on okay

all right the craft according to Clara the craft used light and magnetic based propulsion and I think that's important in the story well we'll get into that travel occurred by manipulating space-time and not conventional speed and Clara claims she traveled aboard the craft she went on some trips with the a con you know weekend trips sounds like

And then a con taught her advanced concepts in physics and astronomy. And she also said that their

turned romantic. It was consensual, emotional and deeply personal, according to Claire. And she didn't say that she was ever afraid. She said she was she. In fact, she said she was never afraid. She didn't describe this as an abduction. She denied it as being an abduction. And she described

Android (16:39)
you

Neal Girandola (16:58)
a deep connection with a con

now Claire story emerged during the contact era which was of the 1950s it's a time when alien encounters were framed as benevolent and instructional and often

and this was also during the time that was the dawn of space age and the height of Cold War anxiety and a period obsessed with nuclear power and cosmic

neighbors. So there was a lot going on then. And unlike later abduction cases, this story seemed to not be about control according to Claire's, but it was more about deep connection and communication. All right, Andrew, that's, that's my setup. That's my report. I know you're going to get a lot more deeper. I'm going to hand it over to you. Let's weigh in on whether we think this is a mostly true alien story after hearing what you have to say.

Android (17:40)
love.

You know, this is a love story. isn't, ⁓ this is truly a love story straight up.

Neal Girandola (17:58)
straight up love story man.

I mean already right off the bat I'm so interested in this story because it's one of our first ones that we told about a love story I mean and I yeah.

Android (18:07)
Yep. Yeah. Love story. ⁓

Neal Girandola (18:16)
It's not

only a love story, it's a musical.

I'm a con from Venus,

and I'd like to show you my penis.

Android (18:25)
Not yet, not yet, look at the stars in the silver star.

Neal Girandola (18:28)
I want you to come upon my silver star.

Android (18:32)
I'd love to ride on your silver star.

Neal Girandola (18:36)
And take you very far if you know what I mean. And then the whole course comes in. If you know what he means. It's Akon, Akon, Akon. From Venus.

Android (18:44)
the huge dance break.

Neal Girandola (18:50)
He's got a very large penis.

Android (18:50)
That rhymes with penis.

Neal Girandola (18:54)
Okay, sorry. Sorry, listeners.

Android (18:54)

yeah, sorry. We sometimes we just break into song on our show and it's fun.

Neal Girandola (19:02)
what do you have on this story, Andrew? Is this the mostly true alien story? Don't say it yet, but let's let's hear more. Let's hear more. Okay.

Android (19:08)
I'm gonna say, let me tell you what I got and then you

determine whether you think this is a mostly true alien story or not. Okay, so it all started one morning. Seven-year-old Elizabeth was walking with her sister. I'm going back, baby. Yeah, because this goes back. Yeah, we're starting back, because I'm giving you history with Elizabeth and her contact with Akon.

Neal Girandola (19:15)
Okay, let's do it.

Mm.

Wait, you're going back to when she was seven. We're starting back. right. All right. ladies and gentlemen,

ladies and gentlemen, this story begins at the year of seven years old of Elizabeth Clara. We're to take you through every age up to 50 years old.

Android (19:43)
When she

was eight, she thought she was starting her menstrual cycle, but she hadn't started yet. It was just false alarms. No. Okay, so seven year old Elizabeth is walking with her sister. They were out feeding animals. So she, her family must have owned this huge land, this property, this farm, because she talks about farm workers and stuff that I saw with her talking about it. And her, she's South African, yeah.

Neal Girandola (20:05)
Right. And she's South African. Yeah.

OK.

Android (20:09)
Yeah, she's

a smart lady. I mean, she's really smart. I'll get into that too. the animals.

Neal Girandola (20:13)
What's that supposed

to mean? Just because she's from South Africa, she's not smart? What? I didn't know what you meant.

Android (20:17)
No, no, no. What I mean by that is that she went to university.

She went to University of Cambridge.

Yeah, she studied languages. Yeah, so I'm going to get there. I'm going to get

Neal Girandola (20:21)
Wow.

So she's brilliant.

Android (20:25)
Right. She's a writer. She's a meteorologist. She's a

Neal Girandola (20:28)
Got it.

Android (20:29)
That's why we're doing the musical.

Neal Girandola (20:30)
I'm Hacon

from Venus!

Take a look at my penis. Okay, sorry, I won't do that. Look at my penis!

Android (20:35)
You can look at his penis. Everyone sees his penis.

His penis has been seen on Mars!

Neal Girandola (20:43)
Ease E on from Venus.

I know I want to keep doing it, but we have to stop because our listeners are going, OK, I'm clicking off.

Android (20:45)
Yes. Okay.

They're like, okay,

this musical is not very good. You guys need to go into rewrites immediately. Okay.

Neal Girandola (20:53)
I'm

Android (20:55)
All right. So the animals ⁓ suddenly got frightened while they were out there feeding it and a silver gleam appeared in the sky. It was a pretty blue, silverish colored beam is what she described it. And then she saw a disc shaped object and it flew overhead and it had a soft humming sound.

Neal Girandola (21:10)
Okay.

you

Wow.

Android (21:17)
⁓ Her sister said what they saw was the lightning bird.

Neal Girandola (21:22)
Lightning Bird, what's that?

Android (21:23)
Yes. So

in this area of South Africa, the Zulu tribes believe in this mythical creature called the lightning bird. It's a folklore from the area. It's called the impudulu. It's a powerful, this is creepy. It's a powerful vampire type creature associated with witches and lightning. Human sized black and white bird. It can also shape shift into a man.

Neal Girandola (21:44)
What?

Android (21:53)
and seduce its victims.

Neal Girandola (21:56)

This was entered into her life at the age of seven.

Android (21:57)
Yeah, so.

The seven,

right, at the age of seven.

Neal Girandola (22:03)
But now it's shape shifted

into this blue sort of lighty beam thing.

Android (22:06)
Yeah, was a

blue beam and silver disc and it kept, you know, shifting and then it just disappeared. Okay. Never to be seen again. Basically. Elizabeth said it felt like it was a premonition. She said it felt really

Neal Girandola (22:11)
Okay.

Okay.

Android (22:19)
Like she felt like she had been through this before, you know, was like deja vu kind of deja vu.

Neal Girandola (22:24)
Hmm.

So you're setting the stage that this is happening to her early on in her life.

Android (22:28)
Early on, yep, early

Years passed and nothing else happened. She never saw any more ships. She never saw the birds. She never saw anything, right? So she traveled the world, okay? And she developed some really great skills. She studied at renowned universities. She learned several languages. She was fluent in Latin

She played piano and violin. And then she studied meteorology at the University of Cambridge. So.

Neal Girandola (22:46)
Wow.

Did she want to become a weather person of sorts?

Android (22:56)
she just enjoyed knowledge. She kept enjoying learning. like, you know, after she became a meteorologist, she was like, I'm going to do this now. I'm going to study this. So she just kept educating herself. She's like one of those people that continue to go back and get a master's

Neal Girandola (22:59)
Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm. Yeah, sure.

Android (23:11)
then one hot summer day was December 27th, 1954. Farm workers saw a craft. And when she went out,

She ran towards the ship. She said she felt amazing getting closer to the ship. She could feel the humming off the ship and it just made her feel great.

Neal Girandola (23:32)
So the farm workers saw a craft descend and land and did she

Android (23:36)
No, no, never

landed. It never landed. It was just hovering.

Neal Girandola (23:40)
And and okay so and then she went out and saw the same thing. ⁓

Android (23:43)
She went out, she saw it, and she ran towards the ship. She

said she saw three windows on the craft. And then she saw a pair of eyes looking at her. They were like.

Neal Girandola (23:52)
Deep blue.

Gaze. ⁓ I like, you like what you see. I'm Venus from, I'm a card from Venus. ⁓ I didn't, yeah, okay.

Android (24:01)
Not yet. He hasn't started singing yet. He didn't start singing yet.

She said they appeared to be human eyes, but different.

She said she felt like time stopped. Felt like she was in the presence of something divine.

Neal Girandola (24:14)
have a question. So the farmers saw this, none of them went out there. She did.

Android (24:18)
She ran towards the ship. They all were like, yeah,

guess, I don't know. She didn't really go into that details about that.

Neal Girandola (24:21)
Okay. We did we

get any witness names that saw her running in her silk?

Android (24:29)
There was

⁓ Charlie who was the farmhand. He died later in electric electric fire So wouldn't know no, there's no witnesses, too. There's no witnesses. There's no names We've been doing this long enough. Have you be you know unless they were

Neal Girandola (24:41)
I'm just picturing her, you know.

Yeah.

Android (24:45)
Johnson from Millstone came and saw the ship and shook hands with a con and actually touched his penis

Neal Girandola (24:46)
Yeah.

and

introduced her introduced a con to Elizabeth. That's how they met. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

Android (24:54)
And they started dating to Elizabeth, Elizabeth, buddy. Hey, cod. He's from Venus, but not the Venus that, know, it's another Venus.

Neal Girandola (25:03)
she came running out there in her inner like nightgown and there's a sun glistened off her silk. You know, but this is what I'm picturing. It's not, it didn't happen that way.

Android (25:08)
She didn't say she was in an icon. Now this sounds like your fantasy. No, it's not. It's not. No, no,

no, it didn't happen. It did not happen.

Neal Girandola (25:18)
I just wonder, I

don't mean to interrupt, but I'm just trying to figure out like what's compelling her to run towards this ship and none of the farmers did.

And what time of the day it was in the morning, it was in the morning, hot summer morning. That's what I mean. She's in her

Android (25:28)
Because she had seen this ship before. Yeah. She said it was a hot summer morning.

Neal Girandola (25:35)
hot summer morning. She just woke up. She's had her cup of coffee. The sun is glistening through the farmhouse. She sees this ship hovering. She's drawn to it. And she just immediately runs outside in the wind through the wheat.

and is hitting her just right in the sun, the golden sun is glistening off the wheat and she gets closer to the ship that's just hovering and she sees these steely alien eyes looking at her through the

Android (25:58)
And then you know what all the farmers started singing, tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far? Tell me more. Tell me more. Does he have silver star?

Yeah, exactly. No, not yet. Not that's still that's later. That's later. Yeah. Cause she's still the innocent farm girl right now from South Africa instead of Australia.

Neal Girandola (26:13)
And this ends with her in a leather suit, a black leather outfit. That's later. All right. All right. All right. So she's next to, so

she's next to the ship and she sees these eyes looking at her through the window of this massive ship. Okay. All right. Then what happened?

Android (26:33)
Yeah, yeah. And then she started

singing. He flew by me, got my dress damn. No, it's okay. Okay, she said.

Neal Girandola (26:39)
You

Why

is it Greece? Why did we turn it into the musical Greece?

Android (26:47)
Cause they, I

got a thing from the producer saying, change it.

Neal Girandola (26:52)
⁓ you didn't like I'm a con from Venus. Okay. All right. So she's right.

Android (26:53)
They didn't like the penis.

They said that was

too Wagnerian, too much like a Wagner opera. No, yeah, agreed. No, I think we mix it up. I think we do a whole variety of music. We even have a rap number in there, a country song, all kinds of stuff. Okay.

Neal Girandola (27:01)
Yeah, I kind of like it though. I think it fits it.

Yeah, okay. All right.

We're

going to need the comic sidekick in there too. So I don't know who that'll be. Yeah. But we'll maybe don't reveal it stuff as we go along here. Okay. So, all right. So you, all right. So there she is. She's run towards the ship. She's feeling better as she gets closer to it and she sees and she seriously sees eyes though, looking through the window. But then it, and then it flew, it flew off. Huh?

Android (27:16)
Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

And then it flew off.

Yep, out of one of the windows. Human-like, different, flew away. Yeah, gone,

she kept thinking about the being. She had a dream.

Neal Girandola (27:36)
How could you not stop thinking about that? That's an experience that would be embedded in your burned in your freaking subconscious.

Android (27:45)
she had dreams right of a far away place. She said the dreams were disturbing, but she felt connected with some deeply rooted ⁓ connection to this person. Alright, so two years pass. OK, that was 54. Nothing else happened. Alright, in April of 1956. She climbed the Katkin Peak.

Neal Girandola (27:57)
Cool, yeah. ⁓ okay. Wow. ⁓

Android (28:07)
The ship flew over and she said.

It landed on the

Then she saw him. The doors open.

Neal Girandola (28:16)
Yeah, just a minute. She's out hiking by herself and the cat can peek whatever it's called.

Android (28:17)
Fog.

Neal Girandola (28:23)
then the ship comes over and

Android (28:25)
It there,

Neal Girandola (28:25)
the door opens. How does the door was it sound

Android (28:27)
The door of.

Neal Girandola (28:29)
It's like I don't want to get down. You could take it to get the time Hey, con from Venus. No. Oh, it's just fog.

Android (28:32)
she hears.

Nope. No, it's just fog. Just

a fog comes

And then she sees a tall, pale white, white hair. His eyes were

Yeah, the Nordics, the Nordic ones. Yeah, the Nordic ones is what I'm gonna go with. Right. She said he seemed kind.

Neal Girandola (28:47)
like a Nordic species. Yeah. ⁓ okay.

Android (28:53)
had right. But she said she right.

Neal Girandola (28:53)
an alien that just landed in front of her on a freaking hike by herself in the mountains of South Africa.

Android (28:59)
She said she felt at peace.

He extended his hands

and she took his

just like that. Boom. All right.

Neal Girandola (29:04)
Just like that.

Android (29:07)
He took her inside the ship. She said it was simple inside. She felt the craft was almost like it was alive. And she felt a severe case of deja vu like she had been here before.

Neal Girandola (29:16)
Huh.

That's nuts. That's crazy. Yeah, that's cool.

Android (29:24)
Okay. He

took her to a room of the craft where she met another dude, another alien guy. Yeah. He was darker.

Neal Girandola (29:30)
What? This is turning into a

this is turning into like a sort of gang bang ish alien. Yeah. I don't have change for a 10. Okay, all right. So there's another alien.

Android (29:37)
This is the pizza guy. His name is Ned.

You do now. Our drivers only carry enough change for $20.

Please don't rob them.

Neal Girandola (29:58)
So, so another alien is on the ship on the Silver Star.

Android (30:02)
Right, but he was darker.

he was also peaceful, she said, and

And then the ship took off.

Neal Girandola (30:06)
and hung like a- ⁓

Android (30:09)
than a cons penis from Venus. A con was like, she was like, sorry, a con, I'm going with this guy. Now, there was no name, no name was given. All right.

Neal Girandola (30:10)
Akon. Yeah, Akon's like, yeah.

Do we- we don't know this guy's name? Larry. Let's call

Android (30:21)
darker alien,

Neal Girandola (30:23)
call him Dark Larry.

I'm

Akon, this is DarkLarry.

Android (30:28)
Cause you can see his skin is a little bit darker than mine and we couldn't come up with anything different. We have magnetic propulsion and everything and can travel through time and space, but we're not, it's not good with names.

Neal Girandola (30:32)
You ⁓

We don't know what to call them, so we just call them Dark Larry.

Android (30:42)
Okay, so she said that she was transported to a larger ship.

So this vessel took her. This is after getting on the ship, meaning Dark Larry in the other room, the ship took off. And she was taken to a large, yeah, to another to a larger ship, right? ⁓

Neal Girandola (30:46)
Wow. Wait, this is after meeting Dark Larry.

Okay. the ship takes off to another ship. Okay. It wasn't teleportation.

It was flight to another ship. Okay.

Android (31:01)
Right. And

then Aikon introduces himself as I'm Aikon again, and speaks to her

Every thought he had, she saw and felt.

So she gets out and it's a larger ship and he tells her that you are on the space arc high above the earth. And it has several different beings from different planets, from different parts of the universe, all live here in perfect harmony.

Neal Girandola (31:24)
So cool.

Wow.

Android (31:28)
Then he told her that they were soulmates,

separated by eras and stellar distances, but finally reunited.

Neal Girandola (31:31)
Hmm.

Akon's got all the lines, man.

Android (31:40)
First

of all, I'm gonna call this grooming because he looked at her when she was seven. ⁓ so, and as the sister later came out to say that underneath the ship as it flew off,

Neal Girandola (31:45)
She's mine

Android (31:51)
free candy.

Neal Girandola (31:53)
Puppies.

No, I mean, a cons really putting on the, he's putting on the moves with her. So wait, he, so let's in all seriousness. So he's saying that they're soulmates.

Yeah. Very cool.

Android (32:03)
That's why there's such a connection between them. And he's been searching

for her this whole time.

Neal Girandola (32:08)
I mean the fact that this alien craft lands she walked door opens she's high hitchhiking by herself or hiking by herself in the mountains of South Africa. Not hitchhiking hitchhiking. Yeah. Yeah. But then he this this dude just comes out of this ship puts his hand out she takes it and goes onto the

Android (32:16)
Hey, I need a ride.

Neal Girandola (32:26)
That's something. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's crazy. OK.

Android (32:26)
And she felt at peace like. It's everyday thing for

Just last Tuesday she was hanging out at the bar

guy little darker

OK.

Neal Girandola (32:36)
Hey, here

comes that Claire check. Watch how easy it is for me to take her home.

Android (32:39)
Yeah.

Let me just put this in her drink. Hold on a second.

Neal Girandola (32:43)
No.

Android (32:45)
there was a whole city inside this arc. She said there were houses, there were parks, there were fountains, there were flowers

Neal Girandola (32:53)
the aliens

live in houses?

Android (32:55)
That's what she said, they had houses.

Neal Girandola (32:56)
I guess,

you know, when you really think about it, what, what do aliens live in? They don't live in their spaceship. So when they're home, yeah, they must have like little communities and towns and they head home and it, Hey, dark Larry's home. you know, that's, he has his garage door opens up and he pulls in and he goes inside and he has his favorite chair. He likes to sit in. I mean, we don't think about it that way.

Android (33:06)
Yeah!

Yeah, he sits in his garage. Right,

he probably jams with his friends. He probably has a band.

Neal Girandola (33:20)
Yeah, he has a band. He has a side gig he likes to do to make a little extra money. Probably sells on

Android (33:25)
Yep.

Neal Girandola (33:26)
equivalent to Amazon.

Android (33:26)
He makes them.

They're so ahead of their times, dude. was the 50s. were so like Amazon was like what? Amazon.

Neal Girandola (33:30)
Yeah. Yeah.

So they have, so they had, there was houses on this ship. Now she didn't, was there any description about her having trouble breathing or there was, how did that all work out?

Android (33:43)
she was okay for this visit. She was okay. Yeah, we'll we'll get to that in a little bit later. Okay, so Acon came from a planet called

Neal Girandola (33:45)
No sickness, nothing. Okay. Okay.

May-ton or me-ton?

Android (33:54)
Meat Maitan. Sorry Maitan in the Alpha Centauri system his species he says are the guardians of cosmic balance Right. He told her that she was actually one of them but had been reincarnated

Neal Girandola (34:04)
⁓ nice, I like that.

Android (34:11)
on earth to fulfill a special mission. She was supposed to create a hybrid, a hybrid

hybrid

Neal Girandola (34:21)
She's got to create

Android (34:23)
humanoid. Yeah, with him because they're soulmates.

Neal Girandola (34:23)
with him.

So meaning meaning he wants to have sex with her and impregnate her and she's going to have a baby. That's the

side of it. Yeah. I'll tell you. A con has the lines man. How did he word it. Say it again. He wants he wants her to do what. What's his line.

Android (34:31)
Yes. Or Dark Larry. One of the two of them. They're going to be banging.

He

She's there to fulfill a special

Neal Girandola (34:43)
right there right there he's making her feel good making her feel good you're here to fulfill a special mission

Android (34:45)
Right. You're very special. Wait,

wait, I'm gonna give you the lines. Okay, you ready?

Neal Girandola (34:49)
Yeah,

Android (34:50)
were soulmates. I have been searching for you across

Yes.

Neal Girandola (34:55)
my

Android (34:56)
we're together so that you can fulfill a special

Yes.

Neal Girandola (34:59)
Me a special

my

is it?

Android (35:02)
going to create a hybrid

Neal Girandola (35:04)
are?

I would love to help out. What do I have to

Android (35:07)
Lay here in the

Neal Girandola (35:09)
Just lay here in the bed.

Android (35:09)
Drink this.

Neal Girandola (35:15)
so smooth.

Android (35:11)
this, I'll do the rest.

so

they met for several months and he gave her a silver. Yeah, so right, she comes

Neal Girandola (35:19)
Yeah. wait, wait, wait. This was so this went on from several. So he tells her about this and then,

Android (35:25)
and then. Yeah.

Neal Girandola (35:25)
several months they're meeting. Where are they meeting?

Android (35:28)
I guess they would go up on the mountain. She didn't really get into detail. She just said they met for several months and he gave her a silver ring.

Neal Girandola (35:35)
a silver

Yeah.

Android (35:36)
she would

wear and it would help amplify the communications being worlds apart while he was traveling and banging other chicks. He could like check in on her

Neal Girandola (35:45)
Yeah.

Android (35:46)
the ring.

Neal Girandola (35:46)
Doing his line.

Android (35:47)
be

you hear me talking to you through your.

Neal Girandola (35:50)
Does she have the ring? we see the ring? Did we get a picture of the ring?

Android (35:51)
She has the ring. Yeah, she had the ring.

Silver ring. ⁓ No, there's no photos of the ring. One guy did see it. I'll get to that in a second.

Neal Girandola (35:58)
I'm loving this

Android (35:59)
She got

Neal Girandola (36:00)
a minute. So Acon and Pragnates are...

Android (36:03)
Yep, he's banging her.

Neal Girandola (36:05)
So was she medically pregnant? we see that she tested? I'm pregnant.

Android (36:10)
Well, what's interesting is that Dark Larry, Dark Larry asked Akon, how's things going? And he immediately went into she bang, she bang. yeah, she grew, she grew. ⁓

Neal Girandola (36:14)
a stick.

You

Dark Larry.

Android (36:26)
Yeah, it was amazing. It was amazing. And

I actually saw that video of dark Larry posted it. It's on the dark web though. You can only see it on the dark web. Akon singing the song about about no, no, no, just about banging Elizabeth. Yeah, it was very, very interesting.

Neal Girandola (36:36)
They videotaped a con and Elizabeth. I have friends.

I have, I do have friends like that, that would sing for me, sing for me for things. Yeah. But I would do something,

Android (36:47)
That would totally video it.

Neal Girandola (36:51)
wait a minute. So, so, so he didn't, they didn't sleep together the first time they met. How, but how long had they been communicating and meeting and then having

Android (36:55)
No, no, no, this was like the second time. I think it was the second date.

Months,

Neal Girandola (37:03)
and then and then she gets pregnant she gets pregnant

Android (37:03)
months. She gets pregnant, okay?

Neal Girandola (37:07)
but but my question

she truly pregnant the people did she get medical tests

Android (37:12)
There

are no witness accounts of ever seeing her pregnant.

Neal Girandola (37:15)
Okay, I jumped ahead. I'm sure I did. Okay.

Android (37:17)
So her sister,

like her sister never came out and said, she was

Okay, but maybe the reason why she didn't know she was pregnant was because she said she conceived a child and as soon as she conceived the child, she said that government agents started following her. So she was home in her room and a bright light engulfed her room and she was taken up in the craft.

Neal Girandola (37:20)
Okay.

Yeah.

boy. Okay.

Android (37:40)
and she stayed there where she gave birth to a boy named Ailing.

Neal Girandola (37:44)
Wait a minute. This is nine months of pregnancy or it was a time chain. Was there a time convergence of because she's up on the ship or they able to maybe

Android (37:48)
She doesn't say.

Don't know. Don't

know. No mention of that. No mention of the time.

Neal Girandola (37:58)
And what did she name the kid?

Android (38:00)
A-Y-L-I.

Neal Girandola (38:00)
Like a lean? Like a lean but a ling?

Android (38:03)
A-Y-L-I-N-G. Ailing.

Neal Girandola (38:05)
Like I'm ailing.

Ailing or a.

Android (38:06)
man, this baby is ailing on me.

Neal Girandola (38:09)
it's a combination of a con and.

Android (38:12)
Ling Ling the panda from the Chinese

Neal Girandola (38:14)
Elizabeth I'm trying to find Clara Clara ailing nothing

Android (38:20)
No, nothing, nothing. This

ailing, right? Okay, maybe these are their names, you know.

Neal Girandola (38:24)
I can

just want to know if they maybe they had that discussion. What we named the baby. We should name them after your father. No, I hate his name. I don't even like my father. Okay, well then we'll name him after your mother's maiden name maybe and he's like, Yeah, I like that. It's a link.

Android (38:42)
So they did. They named him Ailing. Now, there's a boy. It was a boy. I heard he was nine pounds, eight ounces. 22 inches long, completely healthy, but very small penis he had. Not like his father. That looks...

Neal Girandola (38:43)
Yeah. Okay. It was a boy. Okay. How many pounds?

But we don't have those details. Not like a con. I'm

a con from

so wait, ⁓ so there we don't have those details of baby wait.

Android (39:04)
Okay, ⁓ so. Right.

Now when she would go up to the ship, they would go to to ⁓ meet on to the planet. And that's where they would that's where they would be where they would live.

Neal Girandola (39:15)
Mm. Mm. They would meet on

Android (39:19)
Me

I mean,

Neal Girandola (39:20)
They'd meet on Mee-ton. We're

gonna meet on Mee-ton.

Android (39:23)
so ⁓ she said that she couldn't stay

She couldn't stay there because she was human and ⁓ her heart would race and like basically if she stayed, it would explode. It got worse every time that she went back because she was a human. She was not a me Tony anymore.

Neal Girandola (39:27)
She couldn't stay on METON.

But

she could stay long enough to have sex

get pregnant. that happened on the ship. The back, the back of the ship. Next to dark Larry's room. Okay.

Android (39:44)
That was on the ship that was on the ship. Yeah, that happened on the ship. Right in the dark spot. Behind dark Larry's room.

Okay,

so she had to say goodbye

Akon.

Neal Girandola (39:58)
because she

couldn't go up to me town. Well, you know what? A con, isn't a one way street here, buddy. You could come and visit her on earth. You don't have any hard problems. Do you?

Android (40:04)
Well, there were follow-up

visits. There were follow-up visits. And then he just stopped. He stopped calling. Right, right. He was like, look, this has got to work out.

Neal Girandola (40:07)
Okay.

He got tired of it because he didn't want to drive all the time. You gotta come to me.

Android (40:16)
I go to your place, you come to my place.

Neal Girandola (40:16)
hmm.

Break it up. You got keys to my place.

I should have the keys to your place. Et cetera. Yeah.

Android (40:21)
So, right.

Yeah. So there were several follow-up visits. Several, yeah. To Earth, yeah, to Earth. Right, right. And I guess the kid was affected by it. She didn't go into detail. This is just speculation that the kid was affected by coming here

Neal Girandola (40:26)
Several. To Earth though. Because she couldn't do the meat on visit anymore.

Android (40:38)
on Earth.

Neal Girandola (40:38)
What did they do with the

it up for adoption.

Android (40:40)
He actually later went on to become a running back for the Chicago Bears.

Neal Girandola (40:45)
amazing. So no seriously did she say what went on what happened with the baby? What happened with alien?

Android (40:47)
is pretty crazy. Just crazy.

He grew up.

Neal Girandola (40:55)
no, but did she leave him with a con? So he's a single dad.

Android (40:57)
yeah, yeah, the kids with Akon, with his dad.

Yeah, he's a single dad, which makes him even more appealing to the other aliens.

Neal Girandola (41:03)
That's

Android (41:04)
he can spin the story, she left me. Here I used to go to her all the time, bring her up on the ship, and then she just left me.

Neal Girandola (41:04)
Such a good father.

Android (41:12)
Akon, you're such a good dad. Come here.

Neal Girandola (41:11)
You are such a dad.

Yeah. God. They just start kissing him. Okay, so.

Android (41:22)
He's like, whoa,

hey, I have a soulmate.

Neal Girandola (41:24)
Was there any revelation as to that conversation as to what happened with alien?

just I had a baby.

Android (41:31)
right. Yeah, that's

Neal Girandola (41:31)
It's with a con. That's it.

Android (41:34)
So,

now that's, that's all I have for the story. Now I want to get into the ufologists that have reviewed this. Okay. Okay. So she took photos apparently of the ship, but only one, only one ufologist. ⁓ his name was Edgar, Severus.

Neal Girandola (41:37)
What?

There's that. Okay. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. Cause I have so many questions.

Alright, wait a minute. Wait, wait. So she took a picture.

Android (41:59)
She took a picture, not of him, just of the ship.

Neal Girandola (42:01)
What if you're take a picture of the ship? Why not take a picture of a con and dark Larry and a lane? Yeah, you know, he's my baby. You know

Android (42:04)
I don't know. There's no, there's no, there's no nothing. Do

you know that she did write a book?

It was called Beyond the Light Barrier. All right, so she wrote a book and this in the book is the whole story, the love story and everything that happened to her.

Neal Girandola (42:09)
All right, we'll get to that. Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Android (42:20)
so listeners, if you want to read a

Jackie Collins novel.

Neal Girandola (42:25)
You know what? I am going to read that. I want to read it. I definitely want to read it.

Android (42:26)
It's better than James Patterson stuff. I would read,

don't, don't take that James Patterson. That was just a joke. I'm just, you're the first author that came to my head. So congratulations. Beyond the light barrier. So beyond the light barrier is the name of her book. And it talks about the romance between her and Akon and the relationship they had and their

Neal Girandola (42:39)
Okay.

Android (42:45)
Severus said he saw the photos and he said that the ship was dis shaped.

Okay.

Neal Girandola (42:51)
Okay. So Edgar

is the ufologist who's in investigating this, but here's my question. Why did he investigate this? Did she report this?

Android (42:55)
investigating this.

She told them about

it. Yeah, she told them about it. Cause she started speaking at all ufologists, ufology conventions and stuff. Cause she was telling the story. Yeah, she's making it around. She's selling her book. She's selling her

Neal Girandola (43:07)
So she starts making her rounds.

Android (43:12)
So three ufologists, Thomas Stryker, Cynthia Hind and Philip Huma.

Neal Girandola (43:19)
I only know Cynthia Hind, so... okay.

Android (43:21)
They

all reviewed all the evidence that she had. She had a silver ring that she showed them. She showed them a photo of the ship. She told them the whole story of what

Neal Girandola (43:24)
Mm-hmm.

It doesn't seem like she has much...

evidence. So she has a photo, she has a ring.

Android (43:39)
Yeah, so after after a con said he wasn't coming back after he was like I'm done with you.

Neal Girandola (43:46)
She got vengeful. She's like, I'll show you bitch.

Android (43:49)
She actually got married to an Earth

His name was

Yeah, so anyway, those three ufologists basically said, in a nutshell,

this bitch is crazy. She's batshit crazy, yeah. They were like, there's no evidence that shows any of this. It sounds like a made-up story. That's what they basically

Neal Girandola (44:00)
They thought she was nuts.

Very interesting.

Android (44:09)
okay? Now, this is my favorite line. You ready?

Neal Girandola (44:09)
Yeah.

Mm.

Android (44:14)
Her husband,

her earth husband, Aubrey said,

when they asked him about Acon and all of that, he said, that's all right by me. As long as he stays in space where he belongs.

Neal Girandola (44:28)
Aubrey Aubrey Aubrey's like I'll mess you up a con Aubrey. No nobody named Aubrey is gonna kick my ass. I'll tell you that

Android (44:27)
So he was like.

Bring it!

Neal Girandola (44:39)
I don't know. Akon's probably up there going, you know what? think I'm going to I got to make a trip to earth because Aubrey called me out.

Android (44:45)
He's like, damn, my ship is broke. Damn, I'd be there.

Neal Girandola (44:47)
my god.

Android (44:48)
⁓ that's it. That's all I have for you, my friend.

Neal Girandola (44:50)
I have so many questions. I'm definitely going to read this book because I want to, I want to see what was going on here for sure. But as this show goes, we only base our decision based on what we discuss here on the show and what we know for now. So Andrew, I'm going to ask you right now, do you think that this is a mostly true alien story or

Android (45:11)
Absolutely. No. I'm going no. This is just some fantasy made up story. Freaking nobody saw

Neal Girandola (45:15)
You're going no. You're going no.

Android (45:21)
I mean the fact that the sister was like whatever that was that had to be that mythical bird and then they never talk about her seeing anything else again. So she was like Elizabeth was seven. The sister was nine. It could have been a lightning flash in the sky. It could have been anything and then. I think the craziest thing. The creepiest thing is that this guy.

Neal Girandola (45:34)
Mm-hmm.

Android (45:41)
Akon's been watching her since she was

That is some serious messed up stuff.

Neal Girandola (45:44)
Yeah.

Yeah, well, we don't know a cons mind set. I mean, it may be if he if you are a true soul partner, it doesn't age age isn't a thing. So he may have just been that a con. Well, no, he just he was checking on her. He's just connected. He's keeping the connection. I don't think it was

Android (45:56)
Right. Yeah, right. No, no, no.

He found her soul. That was it. And this seven year old girl.

Neal Girandola (46:15)
the alien pedophile that you're making him out to be. think he was just more like, it was just love. Just love. Cause the soul, souls, souls have no age. Souls are just connected energy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean that that's aging it. I guess that's giving an age to a soul, your old soul. But I do believe that I think if you really want to get deep and woo woo about this, think soul, soul partner or whatever you call it. Soul. What do you call it?

Android (46:18)
He's watching her from his ship. ⁓

True. No, you're right. You're right. You always hear that I'm an old soul, right? People say that I'm an old soul. ⁓

Right? You're an old soul.

So many,

so many.

Neal Girandola (46:44)
soulmate.

Oh yeah. So I couldn't think of the word. So

I think if you're a soulmate, you're a soulmate and there's no age to it. So you can, you just get your dirty filthy gutter mind out of that. Okay. I don't think that has anything to do with this story, but all right. So you say it's not a mostly true alien story. You just think she's a

Android (46:55)
You're right. I'm sorry. I apologize for that. Okay. All right. No, not the most literally.

she was looking for

Neal Girandola (47:06)
definitely looking for love. I mean, who isn't, who isn't

Android (47:07)
And all the wrong

places looking for love. Too many spaceships searching for love.

Neal Girandola (47:15)
I fell in love on a silver star.

Android (47:19)
Yeah!

Neal Girandola (47:21)
Okay. All right. So you say it's not a mostly true alien story. It's my turn to weigh in.

Android (47:24)
No.

Neal Girandola (47:25)
I absolutely love this story is one of my favorites of 2026. I think it's amazing. And you know what? Part of me says, yeah, this is absolutely crazy nuts. And I get the sense that if she's probably very intelligent and I think, you know, we've all had that friend that is super intelligent and they're all over the place and very talented

There ⁓ might be a lonely curse to that as well, where you're just not meeting the guy that you want to, or a girl that you, that relationship. And then you start to fantasize about things like this. And being a

and looking to the skies all the time, you could certainly come up with many stories. all of her knowledge and everything that...

she ⁓ educated herself on through life, not just in meteorology, but learning Latin languages and whatever else she learned. think that adds to

the evolution of creating these sort of stories. And that is one side of this to me, where I look at and say, this could very easily be her just losing, not losing her ship, but just her living in a fantasy of wanting to, you know, find love.

Android (48:40)
listening to shit to write a book.

Neal Girandola (48:42)
To find love.

Android (48:43)
I gotta get love, I'm gonna write it in a book so I can feel something.

Neal Girandola (48:48)
a desperation of sorts in a sense. But then another side of me says, it's so

Android (48:50)
Right. Right.

Neal Girandola (48:55)
that it could be possibly true.

so

is this a mostly true alien story? I'm going to, know what? I'm going to give her the

Android (48:58)
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!

Neal Girandola (49:06)
benefit of the doubt. I'm going to say that this is a mostly true alien story and that

Android (49:11)
my gosh.

Neal Girandola (49:13)
And that good for her for writing a book and going on tour and you know, shame on those ufologists that weighed in and said that she's nuts and shame on you for doubting a con dark Larry a Ling, whatever his name is. Yeah. And one day they're going to come back and they're going to pick her up and she's going to be like, I told you so. And that's that. So

Android (49:16)
We just lost four subscribers.

Ailing.

Neal Girandola (49:36)
What did she look like? Did you get a look at what she looked like? Was she hot? Was she hot? Like, like alien.

Alien hot material.

Android (49:43)
Not really.

No, they didn't show any business. What was weird, too. I couldn't find any pictures of her younger. Saw her like in her late 40s early

Neal Girandola (49:49)
Mm.

I mean, it doesn't matter what they look like, but I think that

Android (49:55)
It's what, was the

whole soul

Can't put looks on it. Eyes, soul has no eyes.

Neal Girandola (49:58)
is this all connection. So connection soul has no soul is beautiful. Well, no soul. Soul

is always beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. So she is, she's wonderful heart. She went for it. All For me, this isn't about whether it con was real. It's about why stories like this appeared when they did in the fifties. There was a lot going on then and why they stopped appearing in the same way. I think this is a beautiful love story.

Android (50:05)
Yeah. She's pretty on the inside. That's what we could say. She's just beautiful on the inside.

Neal Girandola (50:25)
Elizabeth Clara never recanted. She never changed her story. She wrote a book. She went on tour. She was challenged by this. She had a baby with a con the godfather's dark Larry. She never turned it into a circus. It doesn't seem like, but

it doesn't necessarily mean that's true, but I'm saying it's a mostly true alien story. It definitely is interesting. Andrew says

Android (50:44)
Wow.

Neal Girandola (50:47)
it is not a mostly true alien story.

Whether a con was an alien, a projection or something in between

story still asks the same question we're asking today.

What would contact actually look like or love with an alien actually looked

Andrew says he would sleep with an alien, but he he's not sure you'd have to get permission from his wife.

all right. That's it. What do you guys think? Is this a mostly true alien story? I know some of our listeners that are actually friends of mine are shaking their head at me because I think it's

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see you the next episode until then be kind to the aliens when they get here.

Andrew, great job. Thanks for the info.

Android (51:36)
Thanks,

Neil. We just lost four subscribers.

Neal Girandola (51:38)
I don't know. Maybe we got more.

Android (51:42)
Those are the people that want love, that's why.

Neal Girandola (51:44)
I wanna love an alien.

I'm Akon from Venus.

right, bye everybody.